#source: Zack and Cody

[melody-of-qinju]

Sylus: Luke? Kieran?

Sylus: WHERE'S MISS HUNTER?!!!

Luke: We'll only tell you if you promise not to get angry.

Sylus: ...

Sylus: I promise.

Kieran: Luke lost her at sea.

Sylus: 😐😤🤬👹😫💢

Luke: I think he's angry.

Sylus: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!

Kieran: ...you forget to cherish her. 🥺

Sylus: 😊💥🔫

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Conor: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Lin: Well, I must look gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[shadow-coolness]

Chibi: Just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't he can't be macho and tough. (drinks out of Yugo's mug)

Grougal: Hey, you're drinking outta Yugos sickie cup.

(Chibi notices what he's drinking, lets out a high-pitched scream and tries to get the germs off of his tongue)

Grougal: Yeah, that's "macho" and "tough".

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Agatha: Well I must look gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Venti: Diluc, could you please stop insulting Kaeya? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Venti [to Kaeya]: Don't say I never defend you.

Kaeya: Can I say you never defend me well?

[the-black-bulls]

Zora: Would you two hooligans stop fighting?

Magna: We are not fighting, we’re having a creative discussion.

Luck: We are too fighting!

Magna: Creative discussion.

Luck: Fight!

Magna: Discussion!

Luck: FIGHT!

Magna: DISCUSSION!

Zora: I can’t believe you’re actually having a fight over whether or not you’re having a fight.

[littlemisstfc]

Elita: HOW CAN YOU LOSE D, ORION!?

Orion: …I forgot to cherish him. 😔

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Eloise: Suppose?!

Daphne: Slight?!

Colin: Tendency?!

Benedict: A bit?!

[emmikay]

Odysseus: I have a plan!

Diomedes: Oh no. That's what you always say right before we get in trouble.

Odysseus: No, the plan is surefire!

Diomedes: Correction. That's what you always say right before we get in trouble.

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie, to Tam: Look could you stop insulting Keefe? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Sophie, to Keefe: Don't say I never defend you.

Keefe: Can I say you never defend me well??

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: Have you no shame?!

Crosshair: You’re right. I feel terrible.

Hunter: …Really?

Crosshair: Nope!

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Just promise me no one will get hurt.

Jon: I can’t make that promise.

Rhaegar: Oddly, I’m okay with that.

[georgie3116]

*Steve talking to Wanda as Natasha sneaks up behind them*

Steve: I heard that Natasha has a crush on Bucky.

*Natasha grabs a surprised Steve*

Natasha: *Angrily* Who told you this?

A terrified Steve: it was Tony!

*Forward to Natasha holding Tony by the throat*

A choking Tony: … It… It was Thor!

*Forward to Natasha grabbing Thor by his cape*

A petrified Thor: It was Banner!!!

*Forward to Natasha angrily cornering Bruce*

A crying Bruce: I.. IT WAS CLINT!

Natasha: Fucking knew it.

[shadow-coolness]

*Cyborg teaches Starfire to drive*

Cyborg: Are you familiar with the gearshift

Star: You mean the PRNDL?

Cyborg:…The what?

Star: The PRNDL.

Cyborg: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P,R,N,D,L?

Star: Im not a child friend Cyborg I know how to spell the PRNDL.

Cyborg: Its not something you spell its a gear shift. The letters for Park,Reverse,Neutral,Drive and Low!

Star: You’re making the nervous with all this technical talk.

Cyborg: Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax! We'll turn on the radio! Would you like "AM" or "FM?"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Clint: Suppose?!

Natasha: Slight?!

Bruce: Tendency?!

Rhodes: A bit?!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Ororon: I am a guy with mature interests.

Ifa: Such as?

Ororon: Politics. Culture.

Ororon: PG-13 movies.